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London Heathrow T1 no longer has an IRIS scanner. Still, at least there was no queue for Euro passports. — 2 weeks 1 day ago
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LHR->IAD — 2 weeks 6 days ago
Yay! Finally all home from hospital, thank you NHS staff at Queen Charlotte & Chelsea, you are all wonderful! — 6 weeks 3 days ago
Just seen Karate kid poster: What possessed Jackie Chan to make him grow a moustache? It has to rank pretty high on the Stupid Ideas chart — 6 weeks 4 days ago